Irritated by some unknown Chinese callers almost once every two days. Sigh..

--*Phone vibrates and caller ID shows "Unknown"/"No number"*--
Me: Hello?
Caller: 你会讲华语吗？
--*End call*--

Short and simple conversation. Too bad I'm not in the mood to play with you phone scammers. Maybe if you should call again after my exams, I'd think of ways to entertain you. So far, I have only thought of 2 ways, but I think I should stock up on more since these calls seems to be never ending. Here are my 2 responses:

1. "会，会。 这里是警察局。请问你要报案吗？"
2. " 听说最近有很多人利用你们这种诈骗手法来骗钱。请问你对这件事有何看法呢？"